I love dogs.

I quite like children in small doses,  if I can hand them back to their parents when they become tiresome. And I can highly recommend not having any of your own for the reasons outlined in this book, Forget Kids– Get a Dog.

On Amazon and coming soon to all good bookstores ( Search using this ISBN: 9780473488574).

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Getting a new dog rarely results in stitches.

Getting a new dog rarely results in stitches.

You don't have to give up drinking when you decide to get a dog.

You don't have to give up drinking when you decide to get a dog.

You never have to change a toxic nappy with a a dog

You never have to change a toxic nappy with a a dog

Your dog won't throw up down your favourite top.

Your dog won't throw up down your favourite top.

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Dogs don't watch the same movie over and over and over again.

Dogs don't watch the same movie over and over and over again.

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